The ramblings of a discombobulated mind
I was speaking to CW’s Dad the other day..and he told me the story of a guy wandering into their shop, looking around for a little while and eventually pulling out a prescription for orthopaedic shoes. SW explained to the gentleman that they were not an orthopaedic shoe distributor and were in fact a specialist brush [...]
Tags: random, Work, wtf
I am sure that some of you will remember a British TV show called “Whose Line Is It Anyway”. Basically, it was a comedy improvisation show that featured a number of American and/or Canadian comedians with a token Brit thrown in from time to time…you know, just to remind people that we have a sense [...]
Tags: random, wtf
This post is going to annoy, irritate and possibly upset at least 3 people that I am very close to..my daughter and both M & K. Unfortunately, this is unavoidable. Why? Well…I watched Twilight last night. We wanted to watch a film and, while we have numerous Hollywood classics available to choose from, CW insisted [...]
Tags: random, wtf
*SNOOOOOOORE* *CLICK CLICK CLICK* *SNOOOOORE* *SCRIBBLE SLIDE BUMP* “Sorry” *CLICK CLICK CLICK* *RUSTLE RUSTLE NOM NOM RUSTLE RUSTLE* *AAAAHHTCHUU RUSTLE SNIFF NOM* My technology post reminded me of my journey back from the UK a couple of weeks ago, and the text above pretty much details what the audio version of this memory would be [...]
Tags: honesty, Travel, Work, wtf
OK, I know I have been away a while…and I do have a number of blogs in “I should probably finish” mode…but I feel compelled to write a blog’ette this morning. CW just called and recommended that I look out of the window. Which I duly did (I am nothing if not good at following [...]
Tags: germany, rant, wtf
Photo by caruba…or 3, depending on when you are celebrating Christmas in your country/region. Days that is, and frankly it is all speeding up here in Frankfurt. Little things happen, or you go to certain events and you suddenly realise…It’s Christmas. The Christmas market and annual Feuerzangenbowle consumption is a pretty good clue…along with attending [...]
Tags: accident, germany, kids, Work, wtf
Photo by gin soakSo today I am at work and get a message from CW… “So who is Lisa H then?” Confused, I trawl through the dim dark recesses of my alcohol and age addled mind for the answer…multiple searches prove to be fruitless and I am forced to concede possible senility once more. Me: [...]
Tags: wtf
..hundred. So here it is, my 200th post. I guess it is a milestone of sorts…getting me to write 200 (semi) coherent things in less than two years…quite the achievment really when I think about it. I guess my teachers were right after all Not that I am prepared to find them and admit [...]
Tags: faux pas, milestone, wtf
I realise that I could pretty much go anywhere and write anything about this title. I could, but this is more a post about stupidity. Some time ago a Mr Lewis Napper, in the US, felt that people could benefit to having a Bill of No Rights to work alongside the Bill of Rights that [...]
Tags: wtf
Photo by Xosé CastroI don’t know if I can say that I am completely suffering from writers block right now…writers malais possibly, writers half a job definitely…the problem I have is that I have ideas…see things, hear things that would normally dump me in front of my PC for a decent writing session. Now, having [...]
Tags: Family, faux pas, food, football, liverpool, random, wtf
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