The ramblings of a discombobulated mind
Photo by ∞N KatuM∞Bird flu? Pah, I fire small BB gun pellets and knock it out of the sky. Swine flu? Don’t bother me with such trivia, I cut it into pieces and serve breaded with a nice mushroom sauce. Your pitiful animal based illnesses wouldn’t make me breathe heavily…let alone become actually ill.
What I [...]
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When I moved into what I am now able to term my “extended holiday”, I made the decision to move my home sytems across to linux. I have had [...]
Photo by Mr JadedNow, I haven’t written anything in quite some time (as has been repeatedly pointed out to me) and a lot of you may be forgiven for thinking that it is sheer laziness on my part. Under normal circumstances, you would be right…and frankly, up until quite recently, I believed this myself.
Then I [...]
Apparently…at least according to CW.
Ok, so I have a big computer system with dual screens and over 3 TB of data, a laptop next to my bed. I write a blog (ok so write is a big statement, but you know what I mean). I work in IT, have all sorts of other gadgets. I [...]
Haven’t posted for a little while as I have been somewhat….distracted by recent events, most of them good.
I have a question though, escalators are stairs that move, right? So why, when they aren’t moving (which, by definition, just makes them…well… stairs), do people look like bambi on ice when they try and walk up them. [...]
I think that the title is a quote attributed to the Hunchback of Notre Dame, which is quite appropriate seeing as I look like him at the moment. Either that or a hamster with loads of food in his left hand mouth pouch thing.
I haven’t slept in a while, thanks to what I believe [...]
What am I talking about? Fucking text speak of course. Wait, that should be “fckn txt spk f crs”…maybe…I honestly can’t be sure.
Why is it that the need to write short messages has essentially caused us to become illiterate cretins. Oh, and by us I mean people other than me…and probably you…but [...]
So, let me recap a day that happened to me very recently.
Woke up at 03:50..and when I say woke up what I really mean is that I got out of bed and put the kettle on, lit a cigarette and started checking my email.
At 04:10 I realise that it is 04:10 and try to head [...]
Ok, so getting back in “the game” is a little more difficult than you realise. Especially when you haven’t been in said game for quite some time and you are not quite the same person as you were when you were having moderate success.
So I have taken to trying to get inside the minds of [...]
So…after a few days of excruciating pain and finally moving the pain to an amber alert I am able to type a little. Fortunately, for a man bereft of interesting things to blog about, there was an interesting diversion today where I work.
A well dressed businessman, complete with briefcase tried to gain access to the [...]
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