Tag Archive for 'drunk'
Photo by DOS82Check out this story from the BBC Website VERY IMPORTANT STORY.
Now, as you can probably imagine…when I first saw the headline and the first two paragraphs I was inclined to stop reading…and possibly go for a breakfast beer. As I am sure most of you did too when you followed the link.
That said, [...]
Photo by ShellyS…it all comes to an end.
No, no, this is not a maudlin post about breaking up or getting some sort of terminal disease. I am referring, of course, to my removal from the unemployed masses and placement directly outside them again. I have indeed gone and gotten myself gainfully employed again.
I am actually [...]
So the other night, it dawned on me that I am currently starring in my own version of Men Behaving Badly. I decided to make myself a lovely cup of tea, except when I tried to pour the milk…let’s just say that it didn’t ‘pour’ out so much as ‘glup’.
I head to the fridge to [...]
Taking the piss and general abuse apparently. I mean, I know that my usual modus operandi is just that, and I am pretty good at it generally. I also know that you shouldn’t dish it out if you can’t take it, but still…
On Friday night at the bar, a good and merry time was being [...]
Feuerzangenbowle, Gluhwein with Rum shots, Hot French (whatever in the blue hell that is), Baby Guinness, Beer, a birthday meet-up, a trip to the Anglo…last night had everything. Well, except sleep…there was no sleep.
Ok, there was some sleep…but not enough to really qualify as anything more than a nap. Did I mention I was drunk [...]
In honour of yesterday being Halloween, I thought I would recount for you a tale of abject terror, horrifying intrigue and no small amount of toilet activity.  I would like to say that there were no animals harmed during the events of this fateful night, but quite frankly…anything is possible.
It was a entertaining night at [...]
.. of the stalker kind.
It is interesting to me what makes people tick. It is also interesting to me what goes through peoples minds sometimes.
Let me explain…and whilst I do I am aware that some of you reading this might consider this a good thing and others will think of me as an arsehole….you are [...]
So that pretty much sums up last weekend, thanks to German unification day, that started on Thursday night with a trip to watch The Wombats live.
Scousers singing…German beer – What more could a man want. Apparently he would want Calvados aswell as the beer….before the frickin’ gig. He would also want to be fashionably late…say..oh [...]
So let’s face it – My social life is pretty good these days. I have a lot of friends and I live above the best Irish bar in Frankfurt. Well, I claim that they are all my friends, as they spend most of their drinking lives in my living room…..
My capacity for beer has reached [...]
I don’t remember where I heard that phrase, but it is true don’t you think….sometimes you are the dog, other times you are the hydrant.
I was making myself the hydrant until recently and that has all changed now — So all of the passworded posts have gone and I am on the hunt for material….which [...]