Tag Archive for 'drunk'

I knew it…

Photo by DOS82Check out this story from the BBC Website VERY IMPORTANT STORY.

Now, as you can probably imagine…when I first saw the headline and the first two paragraphs I was inclined to stop reading…and possibly go for a breakfast beer.  As I am sure most of you did too when you followed the link.
That said, [...]

Just when you get used to something….

Photo by ShellyS…it all comes to an end.

No, no, this is not a maudlin post about breaking up or getting some sort of terminal disease.  I am referring, of course, to my removal from the unemployed masses and placement directly outside them again.  I have indeed gone and gotten myself gainfully employed again.
I am actually [...]

Men behaving badly?!?

So the other night, it dawned on me that I am currently starring in my own version of Men Behaving Badly.  I decided to make myself a lovely cup of tea, except when I tried to pour the milk…let’s just say that it didn’t ‘pour’ out so much as ‘glup’.
I head to the fridge to [...]

What are friends for?

Taking the piss and general abuse apparently.  I mean, I know that my usual modus operandi is just that, and I am pretty good at it generally.  I also know that you shouldn’t dish it out if you can’t take it, but still…
On Friday night at the bar, a good and merry time was being [...]

Christmas Market Frivolity

Feuerzangenbowle, Gluhwein with Rum shots, Hot French (whatever in the blue hell that is), Baby Guinness, Beer, a birthday meet-up, a trip to the Anglo…last night had everything.  Well, except sleep…there was no sleep.
Ok, there was some sleep…but not enough to really qualify as anything more than a nap.  Did I mention I was drunk [...]

Take my eyes…please!

In honour of yesterday being Halloween, I thought I would recount for you a tale of abject terror, horrifying intrigue and no small amount of toilet activity.   I would like to say that there were no animals harmed during the events of this fateful night, but quite frankly…anything is possible.
It was a entertaining night at [...]

Close encounters..

.. of the stalker kind.
It is interesting to me what makes people tick.  It is also interesting to me what goes through peoples minds sometimes.
Let me explain…and whilst I do I am aware that some of you reading this might consider this a good thing and others will think of me as an arsehole….you are [...]

Wombats, alcohol and beds

So that pretty much sums up last weekend, thanks to German unification day, that started on Thursday night with a trip to watch The Wombats live.
Scousers singing…German beer – What more could a man want.  Apparently he would want Calvados aswell as the beer….before the frickin’ gig.  He would also want to be fashionably late…say..oh [...]

Fun…for the win!

So let’s face it – My social life is pretty good these days.  I have a lot of friends and I live above the best Irish bar in Frankfurt.  Well, I claim that they are all my friends, as they spend most of their drinking lives in my living room…..
My capacity for beer has reached [...]

Dog or Hydrant? (feat. SP fails again)

I don’t remember where I heard that phrase, but it is true don’t you think….sometimes you are the dog, other times you are the hydrant.
I was making myself the hydrant until recently and that has all changed now — So all of the passworded posts have gone and I am on the hunt for material….which [...]



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