Whilst I don’t consider myself a typical guy most of the time, I am accutely aware that I tend to be around Christmas time.Â My usual Christmas gift purchases occur on or around Christmas eve, if I am completely honest.Â Being single and away from my kids though, means I had to be more organised this year.Â Unfortunately, that just meant I would start at the beginning of December instead.
Obviously, it is easier from here to get things on Ebay and get them delivered to my parents place, so that they can wrap and post them for me.Â Getting them sent to me here, only for me to ship them back to England just makes no sense.Â Plus, the availability of what the kids want is greater in the UK.
So far, so easy right?
Wrong.Â My credit card is, shall we say, unavailable at the moment…which leaves me with the time honoured tradition of using the paypal direct debit facility.Â This has worked for me for years and makes an instant payment (with the occasional couple days delay for random security checks).Â It worked for me a couple of weeks ago when I sent my son his birthday present.Â It even worked for me a few days ago, when I bought my nephew his present.
Then it stopped.Â Paypal is now insisting that I use a credit card (which isn’t on my account) and won’t allow me to choose another source of payment.Â Emails to paypal and ebay have resulted in them explaining to me how to add a credit card, telling me that I need to talk to my bank and then explaining how to add a credit card.Â It is ok though, because they understand my frustration whilst offering as much help as a chocolate fire guard.Â I will have my rewengy though, they sent me a survey for how helpful they were….I will now get to spew my vitriol into a webform that will be … COMPLETELY … ignored by Paypal management…I know I feel better.
So last night, LA came up trumps and let me use her paypal account to pay for everything…which means the pressies are winging their merry way now.Â Thank fook.
I am looking to get some stuff from ze vaterland for the adults I will be visiting, but due to flying on the 23rd…I actually have to plan.Â That means recovering and being compus enough on a Saturday to actually get to the shops…honestly, I think HMV gift vouchers from the airport when I land seems favourite right now
The problem is what to get?Â Let’s face it, I live in the land of pork and beer…but I don’t think that people will appreciate a string of sausages and a can of Warsteiner….plus the sausages would go off, unless I get pre-cooked ones..which I am then certain to consume at the airport…along with the beer.
Do I get Lederhosen and Dirndls?Â I could do without the inevitable beating that would take place.Â I could go for something that is already available in England…just with German writing on it.Â I have already been told, on pain of death, not to bring Lebekuchen from the Christmas market…what is a guy to do?
Looks like I will actually have to trawl the Christmas market looking for actual and traditional German christmas gifts.Â I wasn’t aware that growing up was so bloody tough…I mean, who buys proper gifts, that people can put on display?Â Old people, that’s who.Â No fair.
So, 5 Kilos of Lebekuchen, a few bottles of beer and a couple pound of Bratwurst it is then.